Why am I 35 and just now experiencing my sister drunk?? Emily is officially my most favourite drunk person EVER!
We spent the last 2 days on a business trip to our company's facility in Ontario. We were with some of the team the first night and had tons of fun.
I myself was not exactly sober, and one of my favourite drinking games is sending my mormon babysitter (who is also a friend) drunk texts. She teases me incessantly about it :-)
The next morning I was flipping through texts from the night before and remembered that I was sending funny Emily quotes to her. Hilarious! Here's a sampling:
The set up for this one is that her husband had sent her a picture of the waffle he was eating for dinner earlier in the evening, and now Quincey had just sent me a lovey dovey text from across the table.
Emily (slamming her glass down): What?? Allan hasn't sent me SH*T since the waffle!!!
Emily (staring blankly at two guys having a conversation): Are these guys talking gibberish or have I lost my ability to understand English?
Here's the last one I'll share. It was at the end of the night.
Me: Emily is not ok.
Emily: I am FINE. I will do long division problems! Write some down!
Shortly thereafter she puked.
Last week's business trip to Vancouver we were walking to a restaurant downtown. It was Saturday night and the streets were buzzing. There was a guy sitting against a wall with a cardboard sign that read "Help a Punk Get Drunk". He noticed Quincey - the only guy in downtown Van on a Saturday night in a suit - and yelled out, "Come on, man, I KNOW you got the money!!"
Later on our walk back to the hotel we passed the same guy. He had a different cardboard sign and this time it read "Too drunk to work, too ugly to prostitute". I guess he raised enough money after all :-)
Business trips are the best sigh Good times :-)
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