Yay! WATER! Let's jump in!
No?? Fine. I'll throw myself on the ground and scream until...well, until I'm sick of it. Then I'll lay lifeless. Maybe you'll lose interest and just leave me here.
..or maybe you'll give me a freakin puddle??
You will regret this, Mother.
*whistling* Nothin to see here..just splashing around like a regular baby..
That's right! I'm no regular baby! Mwahahaha!! I will wash my hair in this disgusting puddle, Mother! How do you like that??!?!
Really? You think that's cute? You're more diabolical than I thought. No matter. I still have more tricks up my sleeve. Oooooo....look at my cute little matchy-matchy outfit you just bought, Mother! I'm rolling in the puddle now! You'll really be sorry now!
Still taking pictures?? Still enjoying this, are we?
That's fine. I've still got my big guns. Pulling out operation Shock and Awe.
Sluuuuuurrrrrpppp!
I will drink this puddle that tastes like piss and is likely full of foreign bacteria that my little body is not accustomed to! I will get sick and puke all over you, your car, and everything that you love! Mwaahahaha!
Wait a minute...I may not have thought this completely through. I'm filthy! And wet! And my mouth is full of grit!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Take me home! Heeeeeeey! I've ruined this outing after all! I WIN!
Dang it.
{Me and Quinny in Phoenix last week while we waited for the kids to finish paddle boating}
Ca-lassic.
Posted by: JQ | January 13, 2012 at 03:40 PM
At some point I would have stopped taking pictures and ended the diabolical reign of terror - but then there's be no shock and awe blog.
Posted by: Mum | January 13, 2012 at 07:43 PM
Great photos! I'm glad you didn't stop taking pictures!
Posted by: Mickey | January 13, 2012 at 08:09 PM